The boy has been getting bigger and bigger recently, and doing things like learning to stand on his own, eating more and more different things, pooping all over himself and the high chair, and breaking the wireless mouse on the computer by lobbing it across the living room. Seriously, he just grabs stuff and throws it over his shoulder.


Cheeky little blighter.
And this little sculpture too, one of my greatest works:

On the way home from the dojo at the weekend I was extolling the virtues of baby breaking my shit to one of the teachers, as we walked back to the station after practise. He relayed a great story of his where, after spending 200,000 yen on a nice big comuter for his home, he got back one day and tried to turn the computer on, with no joy. Looking down at the machine he saw that the disk drive had 2 knives sticking out if which had cookies strategically inserted next to them as well. Unsurprisingly, when he took it for repair he was advised to bin the thing and buy a new one.
Tidying up a few days ago I picked up an empty DVD case that was missing both discs. The wife had no clue where they were, not in the player and they weren’t in the immediate vicinity either. After some serious searching I managed to find both discs, rammed under the carpet with bits of chewed up biscuit stuck to the bottom. I daren’t put them in the player…..I don’t think technology and biscuits mix well….
Little bugger.